28 deviants said Soviet Russia would do Jesus. 23 deviants said He'd ask the CIA to take over his job because they're even better at brainwashing. 19 deviants said He'd do Karate training with Chuck Norris. 10 deviants said He'd beg Techno Viking for dance lessons. 10 deviants said He'd ask the Juggernaut who the fuck he is. 8 deviants said He'd ask Jack Bauer for interrogation technique advice. 7 deviants said He'd wonder when the Terminator will be back. 7 deviants said He'd spend a night with James Bond. 3 deviants said He'd ask Solid Snake to walk him through a virtual infiltration simulation. 3 deviants said He'd look for Sam Fisher in ventilation shafts.